Herlo means "nothing" in Portuguese

From Herlo

So, Stuart Jansen and I were discussing something one day, and he mentioned to me that Herlo means "nothing" in Portuguese. It's not what he meant, but it was funny. Here are a couple other funny things Stuart has said since then...

(12:40:13 PM) Stuart: One of my students is a man in his mid-fourties with grey hair.
(12:40:19 PM) Stuart: He's left handed and has amazingly good handwriting.
(12:40:25 PM) Stuart: Every time I see him writing, I think "gee, isn't that cute".
(12:40:30 PM) Stuart: Frankly, it's a little disturbing to find myself thinking a 40 year old man's handwriting is cute.
(12:40:35 PM) Stuart: "Impressively clean and well formed" would be fine, but "cute"?!
(12:40:45 PM) ***Stuart wanders off to poke his brain out
(12:40:46 PM) ***Clint chuckles
(12:40:57 PM) ***Clint thinks he should post that somewhere on the internet
(12:41:11 PM) Stuart: I hurt you. I hurt you bad.